Couldn't Have Happened to a Nicer Guy

The Olympic Sport for Day Three:

Mens Moguls

The Olympic Athlete for Day Three:

Alexandre Bilodeau

His moment:

Think about it.

And a thought for Day Three's Counter-Olympic moment:

Did you see how utterly inconvenienced Dale Begg-Smith looked to be at the Olympics? How much he appeared to resent having competed? I don't think he moved to Australia. I think Canada spit him out. There was no place to fit a butt like him in our national consciousness. Condolences, Australia, that the spit-arc landed him on your fair shores.

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