A Debbie at her Deepest

Think about Facebook for a moment.

Are you thinking about it?

Okay. Hear me out here. When you look through your newsfeeds, seeing all the things your friends post -- the thoughts they express, the novelties that tickle their funny bones, the issue-windmills against which they are tirelessly compelled to tilt -- you realize how very, truly, inexplicably you yourself are fractured into tiny personalities, each being expressed by the hearts and minds of the friends you chose.

Done. Thanks for bearing with me. Now it is dinner time. Carry on in my absence, oh bitty pieces of myself.

Oh. What if none of my friends exist and my FB newsfeed is truly a manifestation of the varied corners of my own mind? (The hairs on my forearms just stood up.)

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