I am pleased to announce that I have four plants currently living in my apartment!
Two are peace lilies that haven't flowered -- but I've had them for maybe four to six months and they remain alive!
One is a pointsettia I've had since Christmas. Still alive.
The fourth - and the one that has prompted this post - is my attempt to make up for my epic failure with its earlier relative. Remember this poor soul?
All my plants have begged me not to show their pictures online, lest there exist some curse involved in being associated with my care.
But maybe one day...